Congratulations to the NRA for Providing America With More Guns Than People
For outstanding achievements in securing
the safety of every man woman and child
with the proliferation of firearms
throughout the United States
Deterring, preventing and defending the innocents
of this great country
And earnestly supplying the true patriots of America to
Reengage the Federal Government in the Civil War
that never really ended in 1865
This is your greatest moment in American history
The countless mass shootings prevented and or ended by your exquisite science of firearms.
Religious attacks and murders, robberies, carjackings, rapes, minor to capital assaults, racial and or terrorist based assaults and murders...
...all prevented or ended by your leadership and supply_
...The numbers of the aforementioned crimes have decreased exponentially with the flooding of weaponry throughout the United States of America
...and we want to recognize your efforts by Congratulating you as the primary force behind this exuberant nature of your thriving membership.
The repeated legislations past, that help secure our 'well regulated militias' across this great land.
The indisputable evidence collected by world vested research centers show a radical reduction of the aforementioned crimes, that reassures us that the United States should be free from gun violence of any kind within out lifetimes.
These crimes will be a thing of the past, because you have prepped, trained, supplied, licensed and recorded every Patriotic citizen to have the God Given Right to receive your vehicle to end life providing them through their birth right as citizens of the United States.
Congrats!
It is the collective obligation of humankind to ensure the peace and to embolden ethical and moral deeds which protect the worlds civilizations from the darkness. Unim Orbus Unim Veritas